A review of Club penguin...For kids 5-10

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Today I went on club penguin for the first time in forever. You can tell I'm bored.

I decided to look around and try some roll-playing and test out some of the stuff and give it an evaluation.

Firstly, I went to the fair and got all of the prizes and went to rockhopper's ship and got the item.

All of them were head items of course. Have any of you noticed that club penguin only give out head items to non-members. :/

Again...clubpenguin has outdone itself on decoration...but when it comes down to it, there was not a lot for the fair. Only a few games and extra decoration. I played some of the games but they all got a bit boring after a while. So I started doing some roll-playing.

First I was a waitor, but no one would respond to my questions.

Then I was a pizza salesman, but no one wanted my pizza.

Then I became an environmentalist but that failed too.

Then I had a party at my igloo, but nobody came and besides, my igloo is really bare. 

Basically, if you don't have friends who regularly go on...its REALLY BORING.

Then I took on the role of a zoo tour guide. But there was a problem...there's only one animal in club penguin. I had to dress up as a bunny just to get another animal into the mix.

I headed to the iceberg. Hmmm

Lastly, I rocked a santa outfit...but wait; its not christmas yet. I'm getting ahead of myself. 

So...what do you think?